Bold Reasoning from Alphabet Soup on a Ouija Board

Adriano and Old Man Buck were Behindatthebar when Robbie's Gal ordered a Kettleoneup. Boss Lafitte thought he was the King of Rome and Biggerbadderbetter than Obi Wan Kenobi because he was Well Armed for the Rebellion and wore a Brass Hat. He was a Self Made Man and bought his Big Truck in the Sudan while Sightseeing with Sam P.

Einstein, Ever a Friend to Colonel John, who happened to be Reporting for Duty but hoped the War Pass he got from Doctor Dino for his Golden Balls would make Golden Doc A Go Between at the Rite Moment, was in Double Trouble with a Dubious Miss who was Out of Control. She was a Dragon Dancer, a Presious Passion who drank Pellegrino.

When he met Lady Joanne, who was with the Duke of Marmalade, he told Stevil "Imawildandcrazyguy but She's All Eltish and has Clearly Foxy Silver Knockers Embossed with Diamond Stripes. Somewhat Zaftig but an Aspiring, Awesome Chic."

Prince Rahy the Lionheart, a Cosmonaut, was from Stalingrad and not a Prussian as Baronness Thatcher, who had her own Backseat Rhythm, when in Evening Attire and French Beret kept Pressing.

Mr. Wolverine, a Sweetnorthernsaint, issued a Papal Bull from the Monastic Springs in Maren's Meadow and had a Mistical Plan but no Moral Compass. He liked Mahler and Monterey Jazz but not the Bsharpsonata or Spring Waltz. Samba Rooster, a Cool Coal Man, played a Silver Whistle with his Silverfoot while Drilling for Oil to Save Big Money and while it Pays to Dream, a Seaside Retreat with an Indian Blessing never assures Smooth Air when one is Corrupt.

Cowboy Cal, from Cougar Bay where the Circular Quay caused Henrythenavigator to cross Gio Ponti at Goulding's Green, told Washington Irving, the keeper of Carolyn's Cat,El Gato Malo, that Yeats was not Yate's Black Cat. Duveen, a Country Star with no Street Sense knew that Cowgirls Don't Cry in Yellowstone while the Twilight Meteor and Tropic Storm make the Sun Classique a bright Vermillion in Southern Africa.

Dave, the Commentator liked to Mambo In Seattle and not under the Malibu Moonshine or Zambezi Sun while Dancing Forever with My Baby Baby, so when Big Brown stole the Big Truck from Boss Lafitte he at least got the Spotsgone.

The Vodka that Robbie's Gal had, made her Strike a Deal with the Student Council Secretariat, Brother Derek, for Autism Awareness, a True Cause. Dawn After Dawn, in Daytona, and After Market was closed, Dr. Googles Boogles, a Visioinaire in his own right, took his Cherry Mix down the French Village Champs Elysees and would Shake the Bank like a Hard Spun Sugar Swirl. Pyro would burn the Red Rocks for the Arson Squad and let Firerock Base burn like Fort Prado in Guadalcanal. The Perfect Drift of Falco and his Unbridled Belle, like the Golden Velvet Giant Moon on its way to the Icy Atlantic and Newfoundland, made Adriano reconsider ordering a Ginger Punch or Grasshopper and get a Cigar instead. The smoke Curlin to the rafters, Affirmed his Spectacular Bid on that Foolish Pleasure.

The Citation from Kelso, the War Admiral and Warmonger, made him Whirlaway like a Sword Dancer; a Ruffian and Bold Ruler, Tartan Bearer for the New Approach to Leningrad. A Northern Dancer In Reality but one to Forego the Holy Bull of the Medici Code.